I am Nate, I am a mustache man, I am invincible. Mustaches for kids is an amazing thing and I am grateful to be a part of it. I will be blogging and sharing stache stories for the next couple weeks documenting ridiculous encounters of a man with a stache in P-Town.
Things I enjoy doing with my mustache,
1. Petting my stache.
A good mustache needs attention. A nice rub/pet on occasion may look creepy at times, but it helps to stimulate growth and grooms the stache.
2. Introducing my mustache to other people.
I like to roll around the city and force people to meet my newly found facial friend. I will usually do this while listening to music with headphones. I don't say anything to people I just stand extremely close to them and point at my facial hair sometimes while dancing. I want the stache to fend for itself and make new friends in the city.
3. Taking my mustache to the emergency room.
You can never be to careful! I will rush my stache to the ER three times a week just to make sure she is OK. I have complained of internal bleeding of the stache, a StacheTD, and a dislocated stache shoulder. These all have turned out to be false alarms, but i have insurance so its OK. You can never be too careful.
4. Double Dating!
The stache pulls the ladies. At times my stache and I will meet a couple of women for a drink or dinner. I do most of the talking, but she will at times moves with me as I speak. Sometimes she will get really drunk and blow for the both of us, but i forgive her.
I Love You stachie!
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